Around five months of planning goes into the specially chartered flights, which feature special menus for the huge and hungry players, plus a LOT of extra baggage (the Jets apparently even brought their own toilet paper as they consider British bog roll
Crawling through mud and under barbed wire to complete the Kiss the Mud and it's bath time, above
Oh, what a tangled web And Steve buys bog roll
, then proposes marriage to Michelle.
I've made straw into gold for that one using an old bog roll
, some sticky tape, straw and gold ribbon.
But what do people do with signed fag packets, bog roll
or scarves even?
The Landeskriminalamt installed a secret camera in the stairwell of House 5 in Waltersleben, Thuringian and a surveillance officer, who used to listen to covert telephone recordings of criminals, was assigned to overall command of "Operation Bog Roll
," as it has been named, the Daily Mail reported.
Another girl knocked out her front tooth in the cubicle after tumbling head first on to the bog roll
holder as she battled to wrench up her control pants.
She enjoyed hearing about the company's charitable activities - including its legendary Giant Bog Roll
Push, which involved directors, employees and their families pushing a roll of loo paper - weighing in at 325 kilos and big enough to provide 4,400 ordinary toilet rolls - around a six-and-half mile route.
It breaks my heart to see all that bog roll
go to waste," chirped McCabe.
Sure you don't get the atmosphere, but then again you don't have to stand kneedeep in mud while queuing for the toilet with your own bog roll
, unless you're living in a student house.
Now, call me daft, but I wouldn't think the pubs would have to waste our hard-earned on the paper to advertise the fact that the game would happen to be live on the big screen - it's like advertising the fact that there would be bog roll
in the Gents.
Even in advertising, the mechanics of bog roll
use are particularly avoided.