But in my rich fantasy life -- racing towards the Ukrainian freighter bristling with weaponry on a high-speed cigarette boat
I "borrowed" from a drug dealer who briefly turned his back at a dockside bar in Mogadishu -- I never thought I would have to make room for a flack.
And who wouldn't get a kick out of tooling around in the president's cigarette boat
A good case in point is George Bush, whose 28-foot Cigarette boat
, Fidelity, can reach speeds of 50-plus mph.
The Black Series Marauder from Cigarette boats
provided such adrenaline pumping eye candy at the Miami International Boat Show, where it sold for just under $1 million.
Rowboats can never compete with cigarette boats
for speed or stylishness, but when you're jumping off a sinking ship, lifeboats may almost seem sexy.
The scene at Indian Ranch - with charity raffles, children playing on the beach and cigarette boats
floating in the shallows of Webster Lake - resembled a county fair more than a concert.
Families on cabin cruisers, rumbling cigarette boats
, sleek yachts, fishing boats and Boston Whalers united on the river.
Customs Service seized 200 cigarette boats
and 50 airplanes, one of which was a World War II-era bomber.
Kuwait-based Alghanim Marine reported high sales of its Cigarette boats
- a high performance powerboat favoured by those looking for speed.
You know how the guys drive around in cigarette boats
and eat pork rinds and you gotta be tough -- well, what does a woman do?