It's all about the undone updo: think Missoni's messy buns with face-framing loose strands (above), not a tugged-back Croydon facelift
The year 2000 saw the rise of "chav" hairstyles such as the Croydon Facelift
, which made that decade A[degrees] second only to the 1980s as the worst for hair in recent times.
This is where there's Croydon Facelift
jokes, there's stabbing jokes, all those type of things - we're here proving that Croydon is actually about the talent and opportunity in the borough and that things are changing for the better.
As she took to the green, spectators could have been forgiven for thinking the stylish superstar had turned to what has popularly been termed a Croydon facelift
So unsuccessful are my efforts at styling my own hair that most days I admit defeat and go for a Croydon facelift
- a ponytail so high and tight it makes Vicky Pollard look like a boho babe.
wobbly mascara applications on the bus, unruly hair scraped into a Croydon facelift
and hairy legs covered up with opaques.
Bang Bang singer Ariana Grande, 21, rocked up in a leather mini dress from Moschino's Resort 2015 collection, teamed with Tom Ford thigh-high boots and Croydon facelift
The only thing missing from the F1 heiresses chavtastic look was a Croydon facelift
hairstyle - an extreme ponytail that pulls the skin of the face taut.
Just because Piper hasn't got a Croydon facelift
and a tattoo doesn't make it any better.
For some reason, the 26-year-old went to dinner with a mate in LA sporting a Croydon facelift
and the waxiest skin I've seen since visiting Madame Tussauds.
As Davina stood in the drizzle - great cape, shame about the Croydon Facelift
hairdon't - asking one celeb after another why they were doing it, none of them was honest.
Lotto Chavs can squander even the most outrageous fortune before you can say Burberry, Shogun and Croydon Facelift