Style - Onion-lovers prepare to shed tears of happiness
Citing the Netherlands' 1975 winner Ding Dinge Dong as his favourite Eurovision song, he told the BBC's Eurovision webpage that he wrote Cry Baby
on the train to Liverpool.
Bonus Tracks - the Mono Single Masters - produced by Paul Rothchild Me and Bobby McGee Half Moon Cry Baby
Get It While You Can Move Over A Woman Left Lonely
Copies of their dismal song Cry Baby
(who votes for these songs and how bad must the others have been?
The pop duo, who were the first British entry to fail to score a single point in the Eurovision Song Contest, are hoping Cry Baby
will prove more popular in the UK than it did among TV viewers in Europe.
SPILLER - Cry Baby
Minus the lavish touch of Sophie Ellis Bextor, Spiller bounce back with a sparkling house track that will brighten those gloomy winter nights.
Party City's Tacky Tourist, Referee and Cry Baby
, as well as its Padded Plumber, complete with saggy pants and a cheeky backside.
Seville coach Unai Emery said: "Mourinho's behaviour is that of a cry baby
GEMMA Abbey of Eurovision duo Jemini says their song Cry Baby
, which famously came last with nul points in Eurovision 2003, has been proved to be a better song than this year's heavily-hyped entry.
THUMBS UP With the cord fright over, Chris arrives back at hospital with gifts; SO SPECIAL Radio 2 DJ Chris with wife Natasha; NO CRY BABY
Proud mum Natasha cradles little Noah
The Why Cry baby
analyser, a small hand-held device unveiled in Birmingham, is set to revolutionise parenting and reveal the cause of the tears at the touch of a button.
IT'S hard not to be a cry baby
when your mum dumps you at birth.