What follows is a tightly rationed stew of mild double entendres
and tepid sight gags.
In the battle of cooking show double entendres
, Mel and Sue on Bake Off have got soggy bottoms and lady fingers, and Myleene will need to get out her overflowing baps or hard buns.
Last Wednesday morning it emerged that the BBC has been deluged with complaints about double entendres
since The Great British Bake Off moved to BBC1.
The rowing has been a major highlight of the Games, not just because of the home team's success but because of the commentators' wonderful double entendres
("Up to 25 strokes per minute and the Italians are coming hard
It's the double entendres
and big stars that keep the adult audience coming back for more - and you have to put bums on seats.
Inset) The double entendres
are about as subtle as a Carry On film and he whistles his way along as he meanders his way through this funky soul.
Mr Benn BBC One 1971-1972 WE all know about The Magic Roundabout's infamous drug connotations - Dylan being permanently spaced out, Dougal's craving for sugar lumps - not to mention the Carry On-style double entendres
Captain Pugwash got tarred with, some of which would have make even Kenneth Williams blanche.
35pm James McAvoy, one of the stars of big-budget prequel X-Men: First Class, drops into the studio to endure a few double entendres
from Graham Norton and his over-excited audience.
It follows an advert placed on internet site Craigslist which her lawyer admits may have included a couple of double entendres
but fell way short of prostitution.
YOU, like me, will be both celebrating and mourning today - praising the anniversary of that great plumber Thomas Crapper who effectively launched the longest list of schoolboy double entendres
while bowing the head at the missing, presumed dead, student rag magazines.
An energetic mix of parody, farce, slapstick and double entendres
, they are seen as classic examples of British humour.
The show has its quota of silly jokes, double entendres
and wit as Simon Cole, John Kielty and William Meredith take us from Genesis to Revelations by ark.