She may be an Essex girl
born and bred but TOWIE star Billie Faiers is aiming to walk down the aisle in Ireland.
Carmel is an Essex girl
at heart, and as an overly protective mother she loves her children, but has a tendency to embarrass them.
Bright spark TOWIE star Lydia is back and proving she's more than an Essex girl
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This month's acts are endearing Essex girl
Sam Savage, who won Funny's Funny Female Comedian of the Year 2012; Caimh McDonnell (pronounced "Queeve"), a genial white-haired Irishman who has quickly established himself as one of the circuit's most amiable and friendly acts and sparky Stuart Goldsmith, an actor, street performer and comedian who also plays the role of Caleb in the CBBC sci-fi gameshow Mission: 2110.
Word on the web Just for a laugh, we gave a load of Welsh words to a proper Essex girl
and asked her to pronounce them WHY bother going all the way to EssexWould have had exactly the same result outside Cardiff Central.
Harry Lerwill Didn't find that funny at all, let's get a dippy Essex girl
and let her read out welsh words.
There was an emotionally scarred ex porn star, an Essex Girl
who mines a lucrative stream of income playing X-Box in her knickers or cooking chicken in a body stocking and a business woman with big boobs who won't go naked.
But when the lights finally came on, it was clear to the sweaty throng that cheeky Essex girl
Trott (right), looking remarkably fresh in full make-up, may well have been using the cover of darkness to coast through the session.
04 A stage adaptation of safe 90s Essex girl
sitcom Birds of a Feather might not seem for anyone bar the easily pleased.
The Essex girl
said: "I hate to say I'm a celebrity because I don't think I am, but we are in the public eye and there are people out there who are jealous.
The two have historic bad blood - with Piers labelling the brainbox as a "chump of 2008" in his newspaper column, adding: "She lost her Countdown gig to a foxy maths genius Essex girl
half her age, and twice as good looking.
IF YOU''RE an Essex girl
or boy and want to shout it from the roof tops, the DVLA is selling the perfect personalised registration fo you - ESS 3X.