We should pick the best under-25s in England (ending the careers of anyone older) and groom (that word has developed such negative connotations in this age of internet skulduggery but I'm going to use it anyway) them into experienced internationals in a settled side which will be ready to unleash hell in France and Russia, ending what will by then be 50 years of hurt for Ingerland
and their fans.
For his role as head of football's governing body, and in the controversy surrounding the 2018 and 2022 World Cup bidding process, Blatter has been compared to Gaddafi and Mussolini, and cast by the tabloids as an evil overlord who shattered the dreams of Ingerland
A COUNTRY called Ingerland
is out of the World Cup, which is a competition involving 22 men chasing a ball.
Optimism, of course, is always misplaced, not only by those like me, rooting for Ingerland
, who are always among the world's worst finalists.
Imagine how the old Ingerland
supporters would have behaved in Africa, of all places.
Barbarians beat All Blacks for first time since 1983 while Ingerland
World Cup victory certain, trumpet the Red Tops, after qualifying games against US, Algeria and Slovenia.
At home, fans who are Ingerland
'til they die, weighed in behind the sceptics, backing Sepp Blatter's plan to restrict foreign players to five in every side.
Typical, no wonder we Scots don't like the Ingerland
(his spelling not mine) footie team.
The Keep Britain Tidy campaign says that Ingerland
has become Eng-urgh-land as councils across the land pay pounds 1.
Welcome to Ingerland
Bingo where clichAs mean prizes.
They also like to stress the middle syllable of their own club name, as in the Vieira song: "He comes from Senegal, and he plays for Ars-er-nal," although that's not so much their fault as Ingerland
fans have been doing it for years.
The delight of the Portuguese triumph over Ingerland