Irritableness

ir·ri·ta·ble  (r-t-bl)

adj.

1. Easily irritated or annoyed.

2. Pathology Abnormally sensitive to a stimulus.

3. Physiology Capable of responding to stimuli.

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[French irritable, from Latin irrtbilis, from irrtre, to irritate.]

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irri·ta·ble·ness n.

irri·ta·bly adv.

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Irritableness 

See Also: ANGER, NERVOUSNESS, TENSION

1. Annoying as bird droppings on your windowshield —Elyse Sommer
2. Bitter exasperation tightened like a knot in Mr. Casper’s mind —William Styron
3. Bristling like a panther —Victor Hugo
4. Cross as a sitting hen —American Colloquialism, attributed to New England
5. Cross as nine highways —John Ray’s Proverbs
6. Cross as two sticks —Sir Walter Scott
7. Cross … like a beautiful face upon which some one has sat down by mistake —Victor Hugo
8. Disgust like powder clotted my nose —Cynthia Ozick
9. Disturbing as a gnat trapped and mucking about in the inner chamber of his ear —John Yount
10. Disturbing as decay in a carcass —Julia O’Faolain
11. Excitable … like a stick of dynamite just waiting for somebody to come along and light your fuse —David Huddle
12. Feel feisty, like a galloping colt on a Mediterranean hillside —Tony Ardizzone

    In the novel from which this is taken, The Heart of the Order, the narrator’s irritability is caused by having his name shortened.

13. Feeling ornery as a bunkhouse cook —Richard Ford
14. Felt irritably ashamed, like a middle-aged man recalling last night’s party, and his unseemly capers and his pawing of the host’s wife —Wallace Stegner
15. Gnaws like a silent poison —George Santyana
16. Gruff as a billy goat —Mary Hedin
17. Her grumpiness, her irritability, her crotchets are like static that, from time to time, give way to a clear signal, just as you often hit a pure band of music on a car radio after turning the dial through a lot of chaotic squawk —Laurie Colwin
18. Irritable like a hedgehog rolled up the wrong way, tormenting himself with his own prickles —Thomas Hood

    The prickly hedgehog is a favorite image for describing irritability. A shorter variation of the above by Tolstoy is “Bristly … like a hedgehog.” Expanded versions include “The man who rises in the morning with his feelings all bristling like the quills of a hedge-hog, simply needs to be knocked down” (Josiah Gilbert Holland) and “An irritable man is like a hedgehog rolled up the wrong way, tormenting himself with his own prickles” (Thomas Hood).

19. Irritated as a young stag is irritated by the velvet on his antlers —Rumer Godden
20. (All the mistakes of my misspent little life came down to) irritate me like so many grains of pepper —Gerald Kersh
21. Irritating as a coughing fit during a play —Anon
22. Irritating as a fly that keeps buzzing around your head —Anon
23. Irritating as one sock or an odd glove —Helen Hudson

    See Also: USELESSNESS

24. Irritating, like a dish of ‘chulent’ to an old man’s gut —Stephen Longstreet

    ’Chulent’ is a Jewish dish of meat, beans, onions. Obviously this is the type of comparison that could easily be modified to be more meaningful to other groups; for example, “Irritating, like a dish of hot chili.”

25. Irritating like a gun that hangs fire —Joseph Conrad
26. A minor nuisance, like having a tooth filled —Richard Connell
27. Prickly as thistles —Lawrence Durrell
28. Sizzle and splatter like batter in a pan —line from British television series “Bergerac,” broadcast June 1987
29. Snappish as a junkyard dog —Robert Campbell
30. Sulk, like an old man whose son had failed to make varsity —Clancy Sigal
31. Tempers snapping like rubber bands —Anon, WNYC, Public Radio March 28, 1987
32. Troublesome as a lawsuit —Colley Cibber