A Flea, a Grasshopper, and a Leap-frog once wanted to see which could jump highest; and they invited the whole world, and everybody else besides who chose to come to see the festival.
It was thus that the Flea and the Grasshopper gave an account of themselves, and thought they were quite good enough to marry a Princess.
A MAN, very much annoyed with a
Flea, caught him at last, and said, "Who are you who dare to feed on my limbs, and to cost me so much trouble in catching you?' The
Flea replied, "O my dear sir, pray spare my life, and destroy me not, for I cannot possibly do you much harm." The Man, laughing, replied, "Now you shall certainly die by mine own hands, for no evil, whether it be small or large, ought to be tolerated."
Applied to any other creature than the Leviathan --to an ant or a
flea --such portly terms might justly be deemed unwarrantably grandiloquent.
Can't you see that we're both Pups in the Wood and the missis is the cruel uncle after you with the dish towel and me with the
flea liniment and a pink bow to tie on my tail.
Consider the
flea!--incomparably the bravest of all the creatures of God, if ignorance of fear were courage.
"Why, you need a
flea, not a man!" exclaimed the Sub-Warden.
In this Thwackum had the advantage; for while Square could only scarify the poor lad's reputation, he could
flea his skin; and, indeed, he considered every lash he gave him as a compliment paid to his mistress; so that he could, with the utmost propriety, repeat this old flogging line,
Know you not, lout, vagabond, beggar, that were it not for the might that she infuses into my arm I should not have strength enough to kill a
flea? Say, scoffer with a viper's tongue, what think you has won this kingdom and cut off this giant's head and made you a marquis (for all this I count as already accomplished and decided), but the might of Dulcinea, employing my arm as the instrument of her achievements?
The hairless patches on a scalded dog are preferred by the
fleas of Constantinople to a wider range on a healthier dog; and the exposed places suit the
fleas exactly.
And at last she did; the red lips parted, and out leaps her thought--and with such a guileless and pretty enthusiasm, too: "Auntie, I just KNOW I've got five hundred
fleas on me!"
Old Karay had turned his head and was angrily searching for
fleas, baring his yellow teeth and snapping at his hind legs.