AN Inventor went to a King and was granted an audience, when the following conversation ensued:
INVENTOR. - "May it please your Majesty, I have invented a rifle that discharges lightning."
But the young
inventor was too busy listening to the unseen speaker to answer his chum, even if he heard what Ned remarked, which is doubtful.
I mean here the
inventor of that most exquisite entertainment, called the English Pantomime.
And the third of these speech-improving Bells, the
inventor of the telephone, inherited the peculiar genius of his fathers, both inventive and rhetorical, to such a degree that as a boy he had constructed an artificial skull, from gutta-percha and India rubber, which, when enlivened by a blast of air from a hand-bellows, would actually pronounce several words in an almost human manner.
Brave soldiers leading Zionists, deserving novelists, noble ladies, congested the narrow passage and thrust distinguished elbows into ribs the world would not willingly let break, deeming themselves fortunate if they could see "just a little bit of the rail." Inaudible, but convincing, the great
inventor expounded his discovery, and sent his obedient little model of the trains of the future up gradients, round curves, and across a sagging wire.
Homer, for example, makes men better than they are; Cleophon as they are; Hegemon the Thasian, the
inventor of parodies, and Nicochares, the author of the Deiliad, worse than they are.
The
inventor of a new cannon associated himself with the caster and the borer.
Here was a case where simplicity would have been an advantage; therefore, for no other reason, the
inventor of this language complicated it all he could.
He called it the Sleet's crow's-nest, in honor of himself; he being the original
inventor and patentee, and free from all ridiculous false delicacy, and holding that if we call our own children after our own names (we fathers being the original
inventors and patentees), so likewise should we denominate after ourselves any other apparatus we may beget.
The learned vigils and labours of a certain class of
inventors should have been rewarded with honourable liberality as justice demanded; and the bodies of the
inventors should have been blown to pieces by means of their own perfected explosives and improved weapons with extreme publicity as the commonest prudence dictated.
Not around the
inventors of new noise, but around the
inventors of new values, doth the world revolve; INAUDIBLY it revolveth.