I knew a New Yorker who was kidnapped for ransom by some Afghanistan bandits.
Why, I've seen Kentuckians who hated whiskey, Virginians who weren't descended from Pocahontas, Indianians who hadn't written a novel, Mexicans who didn't wear velvet trousers with silver dollars sewed along the seams, funny Englishmen, spendthrift Yankees, cold-blooded Southerners, narrow- minded Westerners, and New Yorkers who were too busy to stop for an hour on the street to watch a one-armed grocer's clerk do up cranberries in paper bags.
The fair
New Yorker is, sometimes, very amusing; she asks me if every one in Boston talks like me--if every one is as "intellectual" as your poor correspondent.
"Shut the door, Harvey," said the
New Yorker. "Shut the door and stay outside.
Toward evening the two steam tugs that had accompanied us with a rollicking champagne-party of young
New Yorkers on board who wished to bid farewell to one of our number in due and ancient form departed, and we were alone on the deep.
The Beaufort house was one that
New Yorkers were proud to show to foreigners, especially on the night of the annual ball.
To trim the
New Yorkers as he had trimmed the Tonopah crowd in Nevada?
I confess I was surprised at hearing the SIZE of the Americans sneered at by POCKET-HANDKERCHIEFS, as I remember to have read that the NOSES of the
New Yorkers, in particular, were materially larger than common.
Between five and six o'clock, two thousand
New Yorkers are awake and at the telephone.
I guessed that what puzzled the
New Yorkers would puzzle the Londoners, so I dipped my finger in my own blood and printed it on a convenient place on the wall.
Miss Etta Todd is one of our deep-souled
New Yorkers, and comes into an income of nearly twelve hundred million dollars."
But it is curious that so discredited were the newspapers of that period that a large majority of
New Yorkers, for example, did not believe the most copious and circumstantial accounts of the German air-fleet until it was actually in sight of New York.