The modern inhabitants are
confiscators and falsifiers of high repute, if gossip speaks truly concerning them, and I freely believe it does.
Agony aunt, arbitrator, bag-mender, bibliophile, biscuit manager, book bargain hunter, budget holder, cash clerk, chewing gum scraper, coat-finder, events organiser, form-filler, general dog's body, IT expert, literacy consultant, nagger, nurse, phone
confiscator, police inspector, public-relations officer, scapegoat, social worker, surrogate parent, tea maker, tissue-provider, walking encyclopaedia/mobile Google guru ...