So, the three
hobgoblins, having effaced all traces of their feast, and swept up the crumbs, came out of Mincing Lane to walk to Holloway; and if two of the
hobgoblins didn't wish the distance twice as long as it was, the third
hobgoblin was much mistaken.
The robbers, who had been not a little frightened by the opening concert, had now no doubt that some frightful
hobgoblin had broken in upon them, and scampered away as fast as they could.
Help this rascal to set up the coach," sai the
hobgoblin to me; then, with a terrific screech at three countrymen at a distance, "Here, you fellows, ain't you ashamed to stand off when a poor woman is in distress?"
Some few persons I have met by chance, and sent them home heartily frighted, as from the oddness of my dress and figure they took me for a ghost or a
hobgoblin. But what has happened to-night shows that even here I cannot be safe from the villany of men; for without your assistance I had not only been robbed, but very probably murdered."
Without waiting for a further invitation I bolted up the winding runway which led to the second floor, and entering a great chamber at the front of the building was greeted by the frenzied Woola, who threw his great carcass upon me, nearly hurling me to the floor; the poor old fellow was so glad to see me that I thought he would devour me, his head split from ear to ear, showing his three rows of tusks in his
hobgoblin smile.
'It is a pretty, bewitching little demd countenance, and it should not be out of humour, for it spoils its loveliness, and makes it cross and gloomy like a frightful, naughty, demd
hobgoblin.'
For I am and always have been one of those natures who must be guided by reason, whatever the reason may be which upon reflection appears to me to be the best; and now that this chance has befallen me, I cannot repudiate my own words: the principles which I have hitherto honoured and revered I still honour, and unless we can at once find other and better principles, I am certain not to agree with you; no, not even if the power of the multitude could inflict many more imprisonments, confiscations, deaths, frightening us like children with
hobgoblin terrors (compare Apol.).
I confess I was more moved at their stupidity and brutish worship of a
hobgoblin than ever I was at anything in my life, and, overcome with rage, I rode up to the hideous idol, and with my sword made a stroke at the bonnet that was on its head, and cut it in two; and one of our men that was with me, taking hold of the sheepskin that covered it, pulled at it, when, behold, a most hideous outcry ran through the village, and two or three hundred people came about my ears, so that I was glad to scour for it, for some had bows and arrows; but I resolved from that moment to visit them again.
Enlivened by his brightening prospects, he began to caper about the kitchen like a
hobgoblin, with the queerest antics of his lean limbs, and gesticulations of his starved features.
A foolish consistency is the
hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.
"Do you know how much money there is in that thing?" he asked, as if addressing slowly some
hobgoblin sitting between the ears of the horse.
I can assure you that this
hobgoblin of yours is a deuced fine-looking fellow -- admirably dressed.