SEEING that his audiences were becoming smaller every Sunday, a Minister of the Gospel broke off in the midst of a sermon, descended the
pulpit stairs, and walked on his hands down the central aisle of the church.
The man who wields the blood- clotted cowskin during the week fills the
pulpit on Sunday, and claims to be a minister of the meek and lowly Jesus.
In the kind of provincial life which prevails in cities such as this, the
Pulpit has great influence.
'Then pray tell me where it is,' said Kit, 'for I have come on a pressing matter, and must fetch her out, even if she was in the
pulpit.'
When the clock began to strike, a burly professor entered, was received with a round of applause, moved swiftly down the center aisle, said "Gentlemen," and began to talk as he climbed his
pulpit steps; and by the time he had arrived in his box and faced his audience, his lecture was well under way and all the pens were going.
"All my little success in life has been gained in the
pulpit. I am what is termed a popular preacher--but I have never, in my secret self, felt any exultation in my own notoriety, or any extraordinary respect for the means by which it has been won.
He longed to speak out from his own
pulpit at the full height of his voice, and tell the people what he was.
'Yes,' answered I; internally adding, 'and I thought it somewhat derogatory to his dignity as a clergyman to come flying from the
pulpit in such eager haste to shake hands with the squire, and hand his wife and daughters into their carriage: and, moreover, I owe him a grudge for nearly shutting me out of it'; for, in fact, though I was standing before his face, close beside the carriage steps, waiting to get in, he would persist in putting them up and closing the door, till one of the family stopped him by calling out that the governess was not in yet; then, without a word of apology, he departed, wishing them good-morning, and leaving the footman to finish the business.
The fact is, the sight of the congregation, when I get into the
pulpit, has the same effect upon me that the sight of the footlights has on an actor.
To preach, standing in the
pulpit before the people, was always a hardship for him and from Wednesday morning until Saturday evening he thought of nothing but the two sermons that must be preached on Sunday.
Arrayed in decent black; occupying a conspicuous
pulpit; intent on bible leaves; what a candidate for an archbishoprick, what a lad for a Pope were this mincer!
Benches; made in the coarsest manner, and entirely with a view to usefulness, were arranged in rows for the reception of the Congregation; while a rough, unpainted box was placed against the wall, in the centre of the length of the apartment, as an apology for a
pulpit. Something like a reading-desk was in front of this rostrum; and a small mahogany table from the mansion-house, covered with a spotless damask cloth, stood a little on one side, by the way of an altar.