While the rest of Union J have been getting their beach bums
on in Barbados, new dad JJ Hamblett and model girlfriend Caterina Lopez took their two-month-old son to America.
But even these metalcore beach bums
from Byron Bay, New South Wales, were taken aback by the scenes that greeted them on the opening night of their whistle-stop UK tour.
can grab their bucket and spade, right, and head to Liverpool ONE's very own Beach, where little ones will love playing in the sand and there's even a clear blue sea for them to paddle in.
Worn by judges, beach bums
and even grooms on their wedding day, they are popular not just on the Atlantic islands but across the world.
AND SINK FISHING BOATS AND MUNCH ON SEAFARERS AND TERRORIZE BEACH BUMS
WHO LACK THE GOOD SENSE TO STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
Bikers, sufers, beach bums
, tourists this bar has seen them all.
Affordable, welcoming and varied in the scale of activities on offer for beach bums
, skiers and all types in between, it is attracting holidaymakers and investors by the plane load.
To most of us beach bums
, lifeguards look like vaunted kings in their wooden castles, lording over both our safety in the waves and our red-shorted nap-time fantasies.
Woof Justice from Newcastle compete with the Beach Bums
from Torquay in the Scrapheap Challenge grand final.
Once the sport of Hawaiian kings, surfing has now come full circle: After decades of association with beach bums
and slackers, it's become a status sport, like skiing and golf.
Adam Alfaro is on Beach Bums
, although we have no idea what the hell that is.
The Welsh coast has had its fair share of beach bums
- but never anything like this