Lustig's late tackle on Graeme Shinnie was the catalyst but the Celtic captain's gratuitous blooter
of the loose ball at the Dons midfielder as he lay on the deck was the spark that lit the flame.
Dalziel said: "I slaughtered John and would have loved to have seen my left-back blooter
Kanchelskis over the Hampden stand.
The unfortunate Kayal, on the other hand, carelessly robbed of possession in the build-up to this Balotelli blooter
, was about to have his night ended for him by an ankle injury.
We'd rather take a blooter
to the jaw than a Mitre Mouldmaster to the inner thigh on a January morning.
I bet he gave his audience plenty of laughs, but I'm sure the message behind Frank's self-deprecating humour hit home like a blooter
from 20 yards.
You obviously try and blooter
as many of these mopeds as you possibly can (they're all dressed up as roadrunners).
But the Frenchman could only blooter
his effort high over.
Nah, I reckon he was trying to blooter
it back to the Swedish goalie - and slipped (I think it's you who's blootered
- Sports Ed).
When this torrent of tippy-tapas was finally brought to an end by a Christophe Berra blooter
a huge cheer went up from the Scotland end.
Then in 61 minutes he watched the shaven-headed Rezek blooter
Brown up in the air then turn and hurl himself into an even more reckless foul on Adam.
The bungling PM would probably blooter
the ball at his face and break the keeper's nose.
Fortunately we tend not to listen because if we did we'd still be clambering up out of the mines to watch big, clunking players blooter
leather balls with laces in them.