But just as 2014 is welcomed in, Mick and Linda find themselves at the chavtastic
wedding of their tomboy daughter Nancy on New Year's Day.
The only thing missing from the F1 heiresses chavtastic
look was a Croydon facelift hairstyle - an extreme ponytail that pulls the skin of the face taut.
I was just an unwitting bystander, dragged into a chavtastic
discussion of flatulence.
Frank and the rest of the Gallagher brood are comedy gold - and they're so rough they make the chavtastic
families who appear on Jeremy Kyle look positively sophisticated.
WELL, well, the chavtastic
fairytale that is the Pete and Katie show has come to an abrupt end over a gay equestrian.
Vicky Elliott as Cilla's frenemy - an enemy disguised as a friend - steals the show with her chavtastic
hair mascara and inappropriate, ill-fitting outfits.
Because, aside from the country's thickest millionairess and her chavtastic
entourage of sovereign ring-wearers - put a shell to your ear and you'll hear the sea, use a shell-suit and you'll hear the Goody household - it's left us with a strictly hoo-ha-free bunch of faded stars and anodyne never-rans.
If you listen to West Ammanite conversations, you too are likely to spot the vacuous Chavtastic
love for pointless observations and gossip, not to mention the infantile opinions and declarations of wealth, pomposity and hostility, recanted in the Chavvy tendency for contorting language to a basic and barely passable patois of the horrible Ammanite linguistic monstrosity, Arabizi, which consists of faux-Lebanese and Jordanian accents crossed with pseudo American English.
There's also a drunken and raucous hen night in the Woolpack where the ladies dress as chavtastic
The label may have jettisoned its chavtastic
associations but there was far less class about the way it treated its Welsh workers than Daniella Westbrook clad in head-to toe plaid.
As culture secretary, she can draw on any designer's help - yet she chooses to look council estate chavtastic
Goldie Lookin Chain (Carling Academy, 0870 771 2000) Famous for their Adidas gear, chavtastic
Argos jewellery and, most recently, Maggot appearing on Celebrity Big Brother, the Newport rappers have hit the road with their new tour and stop off at the Academy tomorrow.