Still, so long as the walls of his downstairs cludgie
back home have plenty of pictures of him with famous Tory politicians, that's the main thing, eh?
But savvy jeweller Steven McGhee recognised its potential as a fine example of jacobethan architecture rather than a humble cludgie
Once, I had a convivial chat about the need to stretch one's legs with a wee American lassie queueing for the cludgie
on a flight.
Lunging for the drinks trolley, our steamed leader tripped and fell, hitting his head on the door of what he might have referred to as the cludgie
, cursed and lapsed back into slumber.
You could try cludgie
for bathroom fitments (it's Scottish), lecky for electricians and electrical services (Scouse), tabs for tobacco and allied products (Geordie), gutties for trainers/shoes and footwear (Northern Ireland).
Fair enough, if you're playing away in front of 60,000 baying Glaswegians at Parkhead or Ibrox, you could be forgiven for a quick pre-match trip to the cludgie
, but with all due respect, journeys to the likes of Broadwood and Boghead Park don't churn the stomach in quite the same way.
I remember how to handle the punters and I'll be taking my cludgie
stick with me.
THE *HIT PARADE 1 Turder on the Dancefloor Sophie Ellis-Bextor 2 Crapper's Delight The Sugarhill Gang 3 The Wonder of Poo Elvis Presley 4 Dump Around House of Pain 5 Don't Go Breaking My Fart Elton John and Keechie Dee 6 Pass the Cludgie
Musical Youth 7 Stools Out Alice Cooper 8 Super Pooper ABBA 9 Itchy Poo Park Small Faeces 10 California Steamin' The Mamas & The Papas
As the fire engine sirens screamed towards the stadium, smoke billowed out of the open-air cludgie
we'd been ordered to paint as punishment for some minor indiscretion or other.
It was two down the cludgie
, no matter how the manager wants to spin it.
It's not much fun when you invite the neighbours round, they tan your drinks cabinet and clog up the cludgie
To put this rare occurrence into context, in 12 years of working on breakfast radio, I have only ever had one day off sick when I physically could not be parted from my cludgie