The Elland Road boss is fuming over a crime sheet
that lists five Leeds players - skipper Liam Cooper, Gaetano Berardi, Ronaldo Vieira, Samuel Saiz and Eunan O'Kane - already sent off this season.
Given Celtic's crime sheet
with UEFA's disciplinary department over recent years, the club may well be forced to pay a heavy price for this act of buffoonery.
Then it can all be catalogued mentally, can be used to explain away a setback and it can stored away for future reference should the villain be nudged into the scapegoat role and a crime sheet
needs to be drafted up.
Even though they were not one of the options given, the players still came third on the crime sheet
You look at a mug shot and think 'yep', that face will work as a painting, then you look at the crime sheet
of why he/ she was arrested and sometimes the story is so very tragic.
Suarez, whose crime sheet
includes biting Chelsea's Branislav Ivanovic, insists he's cleaned up his act and that accusations that he's still a diver are unfair.
Former boss Mick McCarthy felt the youngster was a wild child that could not be tamed and the crime sheet
against the 22-year-old acts as compelling evidence.
The Haia has signed a memorandum of understanding with the BIP to train its members on methods of legal proceedings including means of detaining a suspect and the preparation of a crime sheet
Current favourite to replace Ferguson is Jose Mourinho, although a mounting disciplinary crime sheet
at Real Madrid is not helping his cause.
He simply feels the Newcastle midfielder - transferlisted last week after his blast against the club's hierarchy on Twitter and with a string of problems, both on and off the pitch, on a sorry crime sheet
- is too volatile to be trusted.
I was looking for a zero balance on the crime sheet
and the officers achieved just that," said Chief Insp Morgan.
And, while he is still some way from gaining the hard-man reputation of former Wales team-mate Robbie Savage, Giggs' name is now appearing on the referee's crime sheet
on a regular basis.