dog turd

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ThesaurusAntonymsRelated WordsSynonymsLegend: turd - fecal droppings from a dog
faecal matter, faeces, fecal matter, feces, ordure, BM, dejection, stool - solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels
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I think we all can agree that the way the statement of conditions is written right now is just a real dog turd.
He said: "I was going to send you a dog turd through the post but I couldn't bring myself to lick the envelope.
Waters' helming high- and low-lights are briskly covered, from his first cinematic forays aping such experimentalist heroes as the Kuchar Brothers and Andy Warhol, through "Pink Flamingos" (yes, the dog turd eating scene is discussed), and then on to the more commercial successes such as "Hairspray" and "Serial Mom.
So John Waters said that even if he cured cancer, the first line of his obituary will always be that he made Divine eat a dog turd in Pink Flamingos.
The Tartan Starlets, who took a mini, made it longer, and then acted surprised when it handled like a rained-on dog turd.
So it's unfortunate that I arrive at our Jayne Middlemiss fashion shoot with a steaming great dog turd on my trainers.
The thinking goes like this: the lifting of the Leek Curtain in 1996,and the moribund chart success of the Manics,Catatonia et al, and the subsequent rush to sign cool Welsh bands to labels with the forward-planning skills of a manic depressive lemming,has benefited Welsh music,and turned a scene that looked like a lonely, sun- bleached dog turd,into a paddling pool full of chilled, eternal youth- granting ambrosia in the midst of a mid-August humanbarbecue.
2 Is the X Factor without Simon Cowell, left, like a dog turd without the fly?
Beautiful churches and monuments dot the cityscape, and yet, if you look up in admiration for too long, there is a very good chance you will step in a fresh dog turd.
I don't know the man personally but Emburey has never struck me as looking particlarly fun, wearing as he does the pained expression of a man who has just seen his child tread dog turd into the living room carpet.
International marketing of this device - which had actually been based on another researcher's investigations into artificially-induced epileptic fits - came to an abrupt end when an executive from Holland slipped on a dog turd in the hallway of The Beat Hotel and promptly left.
But, even now, I still chuckle at the PS, which read: "I was actually going to send you a dog turd through the post.