But even Eye's cynical sense of flabber was well and truly
gasted at the headline on a media statement issued by the Italian prestige carmaker Maserati last month which proudly boasted of how it had "welcomed its lady clients to the glamorous Salon Prive".
AS someone who regularly enjoys a game of pool in Hamilton boozer Carrigan's - and pays just 20p for the privilege - my flabber was well and truly
gasted when my mate Jim told me about his recent visit to a bar on Bath Street in Glasgow.
It was Feherty who once said of Woods: ``Never has my flabber been so completely
gasted.
My flabber was well and truly
gasted by the events of last Saturday.