But even Eye's cynical sense of flabber was well and truly gasted
at the headline on a media statement issued by the Italian prestige carmaker Maserati last month which proudly boasted of how it had "welcomed its lady clients to the glamorous Salon Prive".
AS someone who regularly enjoys a game of pool in Hamilton boozer Carrigan's - and pays just 20p for the privilege - my flabber was well and truly gasted
when my mate Jim told me about his recent visit to a bar on Bath Street in Glasgow.
It was Feherty who once said of Woods: ``Never has my flabber been so completely gasted
My flabber was well and truly gasted
by the events of last Saturday.