You may gasp, you may gawp
, you may ask for the bedroom light to be left on but if you're a brave child over the age of nine then you're guaranteed a ghoulishly great time.
It was down to rubber neckers slowing down to gawp
at houses decked out in Christmas lights.
The girl with the long blonde hair who is normally on the extreme left as you gawp
at the five ladies merrily jigging away in their matching leotards.
like the tourists we've all become at the 'Venice in the desert' of Lake Las Vegas before zooming off to see the Windows on the World theme park in Shenzen, and the Las Vegas-inspired Sunway Lagoon in Kuala Lumpur - a simulation of a simulation with Malaysian flavour additives.
in disbelief, as Matt Lucas presents some jaw-dropping TV clips that ring all sorts of alarms with the Politically Correct Police.
These wimps, though, will toddle off home to gawp
enthralled at Richard Attenborough or some such drooling over wildlife in another continent.
Now after limping off the field with an achilles problem we'll be without both David Beckham to gawp
at - a serious disappointment, I think you'll agree - and therefore Posh.
You'll also bump into various biking heroes, gawp
at stunt shows and check out the exhibition stands.
For the naked truth is that the curious, the voyeur and the male aficionado of unclothed ladies, will undoubtedly go along to gawp
- and not at the paintings.
There'll be free fizz, gifts, and a good gawp
at fashion and Christmas collections from the likes of Marks & Spencer, Debenhams, Warehouse, USC, Adams, Animal and Republic.
Ten per cent gawp
at the horses, and the rest gawp
at each other.
Time to gawp
at more ink obsessives and their body art.