Inside a soundstage at YouTube Space LA, a high-tech production facility operated by the streaming video site, a couple of YouTube stars have been outfitted with helmets and jockstraps
affixed with long hooks.
Actually, Ally kindly donated one of his jockstraps
These fixtures always reopen the well-worn debate about cricketing eligibility and players changing nationality more often than they change their jockstraps
The difference in pungent fragrance between the jockstraps
of Welsh prop forwards and Turkish wrestlers is clearly not a fit subject for detailed discussion in these pages.
Nobody turns a hair at marital infidelity among politicians any more, so why should footballers, whose brains are in their jockstraps
, be judged by Old Testament standards?
I had to hide the dirty jockstraps
and gay porn before the open house began and you couldn't get into one of the bedrooms because it was filled up with dirty clothes.
IN Law & Order, ITV have managed to take a fantastic US show and make it as palatable as one of Johnny Vegas' jockstraps
In between, the last 100 years have given us Triumph's iconic Doreen and the Wonderbra, Hollywood icon Jane Russell's cantilevered push-up, two jockstraps
stitched together to form the first sports bra, Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson and breast implants.
In fact all of the actors playing the Spartans are in great shape - and they have to be, because they do most of their fighting wearing just leather jockstraps
, helmet and a shield
The golden Halston jockstraps
and the glittering bandeaux worn by the Graham company in the '80s were a glossy alternative to fire hairy-toed naked hippies of downtown dance.
Commemorative T-shirts, mugs, jockstraps
and anything else you can think of are rolling off the production line faster than you can say 'meat pies'.
Once the bubble bursts and one club is hauled by their jockstraps
into the bankruptcy courts - Bury, Hull and Chesterfield are living on borrowed time - the rest will follow.