EH-OH NO As Sun Baby, with a bit of Lisa and monobrowed
footballer Jose Bosingwa, left, thrown in
As early as his acknowledgments, he provides a few chortles by referring to his England bowling team-mate Jimmy Anderson as a 'miserable monobrowed
Burnley paceman' and relaying the story of his publisher telling Swann that he looks like he's 'chewing a Marmite flavoured wasp' when he bowls.
With the release of Beady Eye's hugely anticipated debut album - Different Gear, Still Speeding - we were about to discover whether one half of the monobrowed
brotherhood could survive without the other.
THE GAME: This latest reinvention of the cult childhood game sees you comparing monobrowed
uglies to see who rates the highest for "Special Skill", "Style", "Odour" and "Ugly-O-Meter".
Expect much international rescuing, Ben Kingsley as monobrowed
baddie The Hood and Lady Penelope (Sophia Myles) with large pink car and a driver called Parker.
EMMERDALE: Charity (far right) is forced to tell Chris that Cain is Debbie's father, but no-one wants to tell the monobrowed
Dingle he's a dad.
He looks gorgeous now, but just remember Gene Appleton Gallagher has half the genes of a swaggering, mouthy, monobrowed
TONIGHT the monobrowed
Oasis music machine swaggers into Cardiff's Millennium Stadium, ready to unleash an impressive armoury of hits that are sure to have an expectant crowd singing themselves hoarse to those heart-embroidered anthems that have become familiar to millions.
Salma Hayek (above, right) plays monobrowed
, tortured Mexican artist Frida Kahlo in this hit-and-miss biopic.
Let's face it, from the Afro pumping Jackson Five to the monobrowed
Mancunian machismo of Oasis, fraternal bonding through music is as well known for tumultuous theatrics as commercial success.