PUNK FOR NEPAL: The Nerks
, The Brandons: Scruffy Murphys, Newton Street, Dale End.
One Direction, for example, are "five unremarkable nerks
from Wetherspoons", while David Cameron looks like a 'plucked otter', and Twitter is a "tombola of doggerel".
A brief comment about the splendid scenes of anguish at Villa Park from the charmless, graceless nerks
who jeered our relegation.