I also had short hair, peely-wally
skin and Scots accent that could've seen me mistaken for an off-duty British Army recruit.
Jean, 77, said: "It takes 20 minutes to make peely-wally
toast, which is hard as a brick.
But it's also that time of year when we suddenly realise how peely-wally
we look compared to our European neighbours.
It was all thanks to TV show This Morning, who decided to put a smile on some peely-wally
faces by bringing a bit of ( fake) sun to the Granite City.
The colour seems to go with my peely-wally
skin and in terms of casting, in seems to work.
Despite the skin tone of the average peely-wally
Scot, thousands of beauty experts from across the UK, Europe and America are due in Edinburgh next month to learn about the latest bronzing techniques.
Thankfully these little beauties, like us Scots on the summer beaches of Spain, arrived stripped, plump and peely-wally
Fearing his peely-wally
Scottish bod wouldn't be up to the job, the 22-year-old star has been hitting the gym and reckons he's developing a bit of a six-pack.
He spends his life zipping around the world showing women how to make their eyes pop and cheekbones zing - but today his challenge is to turn a peely-wally
Scot into a bronze goddess.
This highlighting glimmer lotion will take you from peely-wally
to perfect and pearly.
Unfortunately, he gets inked on his backside which leads to one of the most shocking sights ever seen in Albert Square when he bares his peely-wally
rear end to viewers.
I'm so peely-wally
I blister but I'm so tired of feeling frozen,can't bear to watch the movie.