He could have travelled first class in the train instead of making a pillock
of himself by sitting on the floor.
Now, if you remember, the only way to answer the door to Cheggers was by yelling the password out through the letter box - if you opened your door without doing so, you looked like a right pillock
He's winning the prize for Pillock
of the Tournament at the moment.
Etymology isn't a word I drop into polite conversation too often for fear of sounding like a pillock
Craig Richardson steps into Spencer's old berth of panto pillock
and does so with style.
The councillors, politicians and every other elitist pillock
I hope become addicted to gambling.
It's like any advert or little film, you might feel like a bit of a pillock
, or you might feel stupid at the time of doing it, but it seemed like it turned out OK, and hopefully everybody likes it," he added.
Well, people say this angler named Craddock, Is a fool, a pillock
& a wazzock.
I preferred the old days of the East Terrace when it was easier to put up with standing amid a relentless torrent of urine cascading down the concrete steps so long as some overweight pasty-munching pillock
wasn't saying "excuse me" for 80 minutes.
sporting a strange growth on the top of his head that is so bountiful, brash and bushy, it's more of a triumph of horticulture than a bona fide hairstyle.
I'd like to see some pillock
who's sat somewhere actually tell me what team I'm supposed to pick.
The Jackson Pollock Pillock
on the Plinth is the best idea so far but I welcome any other suggestions.