The Piss Artist
Formerly Known As Gazza takes the sofa.
Tracey Emin, the highly-respected piss artist
, made a mockery of the lifetime achievement award she was giving to the surviving members of The Clash.
The Stomach-Turner Prize for Piss Artist
of the Year drew a strong field, with nominees including George Best, Caroline Aherne and Johnny Vegas.
Tonight's C4 documentary Gazza's Coming Home clearly proves two things: Paul Gascoigne is a foul-mouthed piss artist
with the brain power of an oven glove.