I would say they couldn't even organise a piss-up
in a brewery, but they do have Eric Pickles, so they might just manage that" Aaron Porter, outgoing president of the National Union of Students "I've had a fantastic time and when the time comes that my phone doesn't ring any more, I will have had my time.
It has now got to the point where our leaders have become so inept they couldn't organise a piss-up
in a brewery, although in fairness they had no problem doing exactly that at the party's controversial Galway think-in earlier this month.
This includes weekend camping and a permission to hit us a dig in the head for getting so misty eyed about a three-day piss-up
in the Irish countryside.
It seems the Scottish Parliament can't even organise a piss-up
in its own bar, never mind a brewery.
Here is a man who we are led to believe is one the top people in the game and is reputed to earn pounds 5 million a year, yet he appears in the dugout like a refugee from a weekend piss-up
with a scruffy-looking coat and a face that hasn't seen a razor for a week.
For decades, we've been attempting to bury the myth that we're a nation of thickos who constantly get pissed, but couldn't organise a piss-up
in a brewery.
The people who attend this snobs' piss-up
are used to paying over the nail to enhance their image and have been doing it for years.
I say gala dinner but it's more an excuse for a piss-up
Usually when someone's admin skills are questioned, the stock phrase is "couldn't organise a piss-up
in a brewery".
The baby was left in the kitchen and ignored while the adults had a piss-up
and got drunk.
I suppose the only good thing about it for the GAA is that this piss-up
is going to cost about e75,000, most of it going to Croke Park.