It was one of those occasions where if it goes in, you look great but if it doesn't, you look a bit of a plonker
You can't so much have a small sigh of despair to yourself without some cheerful plonker
trying to tickle your funnybone
He made a right plonker
of himself in America with the world watching him.
has sex with you and the odd trip to the pub, but otherwise lives the life of a single plonker
- or obliterated by someone who wants you to be dependent so he
I find that plonker
in the middle of the picture particularly offensive, with his scarf neatly tied around his little neck, a silly hat on his head and girly gloves warming his hands.
This would remind children that we used to have a cheap, integrated and efficient railway system until some plonker
closed down stations and ripped up railway lines.
Six out of 10 think I am a great guy, the other four out of 10 think I am a plonker
As Del Boy would have said; "Don't be a plonker
OF THE WEEK Nigel Piercy, head of Swansea University's controversial Management School, attacks trade unionists.
And, in years to come, when that small boy reaches adulthood, he'll wonder at his mother's poor taste in falling for such a plonker
in the first place.
1 GOBOYS pounds 152,675 2 sunnybrae pounds 137,534 3 plonker
pounds 130,970 4 Radsatser pounds 130,004 5 AC_23 pounds 126,640
It would be entitled Pobol y Plonker
and would relate the tale of a former Big Issue seller who gains power in Wales on the dubious vote of a bunch of Carmarthen carrot crunchers.