Her "It shouldn't happen to a clergywoman" story revealed how an elderly parishioner mistakenly thought a Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer posing pouch
was a festive purse and donated it to the church's Yuletide Bring and Buy sale.
I turned to him and enquired if that was a Union Jack motif on the posing pouch
he was squeezed into.
Will it be the posing pouch
, the stockings or the nipple tassels that have to go?
In his haste to whip off the larger undercrackers, he inadvertently dislodged the carefully placed posing pouch
to give more than a flash of what he keeps in his lunchbox.
Poundland's recent promotions for Valentine's Day saw cards and teddy bears joined by more risque items such as nipple tassles, 'love cuffs' and a posing pouch
that looked like a bull's head.
You might well be reading this on the internet - in which case ladies, you are probably missing the picture of me in a studded-leather posing pouch
that accompanies this column in the paper.
Well, Monday through Thursday, I went for relatively tight, conventional briefs to give me ample testicular support, but on Friday I opted for a leopard-skin posing pouch
because I had a hot date lined up in the evening and was hoping I might get to show off my wares.
Despite some initial reluctance, nearly all the staff went totally starkers - except for one man, who wore a posing pouch
, and one of two female workers, who kept on black underwear.
Since then it's become a common sight to see him dusting the shelves in his posing pouch
I appeared in a posing pouch
with a feather duster in Little Britain, so I have no shame left, and neither do my family - they went to school the day after it was screened, they've had to live with that.
There's a revolving troupe of about 15 oddball acts -- for example, a "Gunther the German porn star" who comes onstage sporting a big mustache and leather posing pouch
, sits on people and makes porno grunts for five minutes.
You don't want a jungle down there, overflowing the posing pouch