Pulses quicken when the dancers have their clothes on, gyrating suggestively against whooping clientele, but as soon as the trousers come down and shiny posing pouches
succumb to gravity, the electrical charge dissipates.
But no novelty posing pouches
here - it's far too posh.
Move over posing pouches
, this thing is ready to work.
As scary as they sound,gyms are not just places where lycra-clad lovelies and body builders in posing pouches
Now the girls are offering the same deal if the boys will wear posing pouches
Since the success of The Full Monty - a film about a troupe of male strippers starring Scots actor Robert Carlyle - it seems the sale of posing pouches
has gone through the roof.
Each contender had an eye-watering combination of super-small posing pouches
and masking tape to hide their manhood.
Photography began to use males as well as females in nude studies and Edward Muybridge whipped away posing pouches
from his male models and photographed naked wrestlers in motion.
A chap is no longer allowed to wear what have become known as posing pouches
or conker crunchers or hamster hammocks; now swimming shorts are the thing.
Take men's novelty posing pouches
, for instance, which litter the high street shelves at this time of year.
THE Chippendales needn't hang up their posing pouches
I hardly need to mention that posing pouches
are about as sexy as paunches, do I?