I try it at just under 40mph and it still feels reckless, the wind ripping at my salopettes
These unisex softshell Middle Layer Salopettes
are ideal for layering up when sailing in cool weather.
I try to do this in Aldi or Lidl because I worship at their altars of value goods and random nonsense (ski-ing salopettes
and a snazzy new washing line anyone?
Not only did she swipe a fake fur coat worn by an extra on Ab Fab - "I thought, 'I have to get that'" - she wore thermal underwear and salopettes
underneath, then added heat pads for good measure.
to sarong, from balaclava to Bermuda shorts, snow boots to sandals - you have to be a master of packing when you take a ski holiday in Sierra Nevada.
We got kitted out with salopettes
, helmets, boots and skis and headed to the beginners' slope.
But sure enough, 20 minutes later we're in the cavernous space of Ski Dubai where it's - 5degC and we're pulling on salopettes
, ski boots and gloves, and fantasising about holding a hot chocolate.
But, despite one or two slips, I think we have a new convert - she certainly looks the part in her salopettes
Montane Extreme salopettes
140 [pounds sterling]/900 grams
Although our cover stars are more recognisable in salopettes
and goggles, Didier Cuche, Bode Miller and Lasse Kjus prove they are pretty adept at golfing as they model the tournament's official clothing sponsor KJUS's latest clothing collection.
Thankfully, the typical ski queen wardrobe has come a long way from mismatched salopettes
and jacket rentals.
After preparing a cheese fondue for a dozen drunk public schoolboys, they enter into a brief, tempestuous sexual liaison with a dusky Italian ski instructor in crotch-hugging salopettes
, before crossing the finishing line, tired but proud.