Instead of any of them turn backward--oh, turn backward and give us just a teeny-weeny
bit of our wedding trip over again.
So now we're at, "0 teeny-weeny
grace, how nice the sound/ Which gave a little help to a super-nice guy like me .
In The Teeny-Weeny
Walking Stick a small boy keeps interrupting his older sister with a sequence of assurances that he's found evidence of little people at the bottom of the garden.
Given this astonishing if unsurprising level of hypocrisy, would it be beyond churlish of me to suggest that parachuting Peter Mandelson back into the cabinet when he isn't even an elected MP is just that teeny-weeny
IF YOU believe that Betfair, far from being the fat-cat monopolists of legend, are scrapping bloody hard for a teeny-weeny
share of the overall betting market - all the while listening, listening to their customers, their lovely big friendly ears flapping away like Babar - put your hands up.
Especially when you're trying to hide something from them, like that itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny
micro-mini you borrowed from your BFF to wear to next weeks school dance.
He would have been a teeny-weeny
fish in a very large pond
But we're not talking about teeny-weeny
high school students.
The ex-Brookside babe let her teeny-weeny
top take the strain as she soaked up the sun on holiday.
Hackers of Microsoft's Xbox console have been developing software "patches" to the game that cover the teeny-weeny
bikinis worn by female characters, making the voluptuous digital diggers appear nude onscreen.
But could Godiva have been a Saxon wild child who wore a teeny-weeny
bikini and danced around her handbag?
Well, as you start to come back down to earth and your knees stop knocking, it is time to take a long deep breath and - as if you haven't been daydreaming about it since you were a teeny-weeny
little girl - decide what you really want from your wedding day.