There's Moorhouse, first reserve, but he is trained as a half, and he always edges right in on to the scrum instead of keeping out on the touchline
The Manchester United boss reckons he's an angel on the touchline
compared with other Premier League managers - and a friend to fourth officials rather than an enemy.
DAVID Moyes will put his trust in lieutenants Paul Bracewell and Robbie Stockdale as he serves his one-match touchline
ban this weekend.
BEHAVIOUR: Coolness personified, even when Sunderland threatened to spoil his debut by equalising.
The Dutchman felt that Marcel Desailly's challenge on his Ajax striker Jari Litmanen was so high that he felt compelled to do his own touchline
impression of Jackie Chan.
ACCORDING to direct insurers Touchline
, one in five motorists dread filling up at petrol stations late at night, claiming they feel vulnerable.
These days we regularly have three in the commentary box (an added "expert" to contradict the other, and they never stop talking - this is TV, folks, not radio), with a handful of "experts" on the touchline
, plus the excruciatingly cringeworthy touchline
To be honest I was amazed at the outcome of his personal hearing - a fine of PS2,000 plus a one-match touchline
ban perhaps summed up the commission's view of what they must have considered to be a very trivial matter.
I THINK it shows I have a passion for this football club," Alan Pardew said this week about the touchline
incident at Hull that has dominated the black-and-white agenda for the past fortnight.
ALAN PARDEW was handed the heaviest punishment ever dished out to a Premier League boss yesterday - but is set to ban himself from the touchline
for even longer.
Owner Mike Ashley is understood to be furious with Pardew's conduct on the touchline
and the club announced late on Saturday night that he has been fined PS100,000 and been severely reprimanded.
The 52-year-old was fined PS100,000 and severely reprimanded by the Magpies on Saturday night after clashing with Tigers midfielder David Meyler on the touchline
during his side's 4-1 Barclays Premier League victory at the KC Stadium earlier that day.