"Bless their little 'earts," said the grandmother, "what should 'appen
She actually said "mate" for "meat", "'appen" for "perhaps", and "oss" for "horse", which, to young ladies living in good Lytherly society, who habitually said 'orse, even in domestic privacy, and only said
'appen on the right occasions, was necessarily shocking.
We struck up a partnership kind of casual, both being on the tramp together, and after a while we 'appened
to be round about Reigate.
"I WISH that 'adn't 'appened
," said Flossie, riding on with Grubb....
Why should you be su'prised at wot 'appens
they do, but this was zero on the Richter scale of politics.
she should replace her bedroom door with turnstiles."
we've got a problem, I say problem..." Luckily Nathan was on hand to restrain the brokenhearted bullyboy, and for his reward he's getting the sack.
So I think we ought just to 'ave another one on the strength of 'ow we need to celebrate what did and didn't 'appen
44 years ago today.
But I'm tempted to say it will never 'appen
in a reign of pigs pudding',' apparently Brummie for it's an unlikely occurrence.
Meanwhile, up on Coronation Street 'appen
there was a festive punch-up involving gormless Gail Platt and her frightful family.