Most important item to buy:
Isolation tank. This is the make-it-or-break-it year for most kids: the toughest classes, SATs, career counseling, and 1,000 volunteer hours to pad out the college application resumes.
Those caught were taken at "gunpoint" to a metal
isolation tank.
Start by telling me about the time Carolyn put you in the
isolation tank.
It's an
isolation tank where limbs are grown, and I'm on the outside pointing and asking what's possible.
The opening track, "An Omnipresent Sense Prevails," evokes the sensation of floating in space, or dreamily drifting in the warm salty water of an
isolation tank. "Air Meditation" continues the dreamscape with suspended sounds, reminiscent of Tibetan bells, that ripple to the horizon.
The other snails in the
isolation tank did not appear to respond differently to the "naked" individual.
Nevertheless, when The New York Times landed on my doorstep the next morning, the lead story was addressed, as usual, not to me, but to those who had spent the preceding 18 hours in an
isolation tank. Here is the lead:
Having starved himself to the point of emaciation for his Oscar winning role in The Pianist, when it came to playing Jack Starks in The Jacket, Brody insisted on fully experiencing his character's discomfort of being tied into a strait-jacket and shoved inside a morgue drawer
isolation tank. Even when he wasn't filming!
I spent time in an
isolation tank - lots of time - and I would let them leave me in the jacket and leave me in the drawer for a while, partly because I can deal with the discomfort of that and it helps.
Assuming you haven't been cocooned in an
isolation tank on the less fashionable slopes of the Himalayas for the past few days, you must surely now be convinced that all jockeys are cheats and all footballers are violent degenerates.
Personally, it may well be my least favourite night of the year, so I'll be spending it in an
isolation tank. I'm having to pay extra for it seeing as it's New Year's Eve.