Johnson knew he was selling lies as he headlined the Leave campaign, but acted like a Lycra lout
jogger, so focused on his own needs he'd push his country under a bus to satisfy them.
Furthermore, it'd be nice to see an occasional Lycra lout
fined for trundling along pavements, jumping red lights and treating walkways and paths as their own't personal velodrome.
Seeing a Lycra lout
on a bike hurtle straight through a red light - then skid on black ice and run smack into the back of a lorry.
The threat thought to be posed by 'lycra lout
' on mountain bikes roaring silently through pedestrian areas presents a powerful image.
So next time you are tempted to drive your car into the lycra lout
on the bicycle who is holding up a stream of traffic remember that things do look different from the other side of the street.
The public rightly expect wannabe premiers to obey the law and act responsibly - not behave like a fortysomething Lycra Lout
Red traffic lights mean nothing to the Lycra lout
, the psycho cyclist, the berk on a bike.
Perhaps more motorists will now fit dash-cams to record the antics of the cyclists - weaving, bunching, failing to use cycle paths when available, ignoring red traffic lights, breaking speed limits (yes they do!), racing on the public highway (regular cycle races held on main roads) - and get some of these lycra louts
penalised for their misdemeanours - on public highways to which they make no contribution by way of road tax, have no identification (number plates), no test as to their ability to use the facility and no compulsory third party insurance.
For example, the bicycle: an economic form of transport, which saves petrol (and I confess I am a recent convert) but I had grown a little irritated by the bearded lycra louts
(BLL) who loved to tell everyone about their planet saving exploits and chastise everyone else for using cars on short journeys.
LAST week it was cycle lanes, with the Government pledging millions to help Lycra louts
If "one life lost is one too many" then the only answer is prohibition of all motor and even pedal powered transport, especially the Lycra louts
who insist on cycling on pavements.
Hunter's much travelled ex-lover was reliving the golden years when telly's hugehaired lycra louts
ruled the screen.