Kenny Rogers " Graham also added to the growing list of misheard lyrics
. The one that always amused him was "My ears are alight" instead of Desmond Decker's proper version of "The Israelites".
Examples of famous misheard lyrics
, (I'm a 100% convinced these were put together by parents), include: Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you (No prizes, it's 'me'), Save the whale, Save the whale (sail away, sail away ).
Britain's Got Talent fans point out similarities between contestants' 'misheard lyrics
' sketch and a set by comedian Peter Kay
Commissioned by Starkey Hearing Technologies to mark the launch of its new Muse hearing aids, the survey of 2,000 adults looked at the most commonly misheard lyrics
A Starkey spokesman said: "People may even argue that some of the misheard lyrics
in the results are better than the originals."
Another video samples the history of misheard lyrics
, from Carl Orff to Pink.
Award - Dave Mansell - business development manager at McDowall Air Conditioning, who sang a parody that he wrote to the James Blunt tune of Beautiful and also played guitar and also did a rope trick mimicking Joe Pasquali, Billy Connelly and Frank Spencer.
The biggest laughs of the night were for an extended segment about brilliantly misheard lyrics
, like Take That's Wash Your Back and more.
But he never lost the goodwill of the crowd, reducing us to helpless wrecks with a riff on Sky+ that struck a chord with everyone, a well-worn section on misheard lyrics
(with his trusty hand-held cassette player) and his opening, razor-sharp observations on how texting in sick has dispensed with the need to put on our 'sick voice' to the boss at work.
"Some of the misheard lyrics
in this poll are really quite amusing, but I'm sure the songs weren't intentionally written to confuse fans," the Telegraph quoted a spokesman for Cerumol Olive Oil Ear Drops, which carried out the survey as saying.
Or if you want to share your mistakes, visit www .kissthisguy.com, an archive of misheard lyrics
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy and other misheard lyrics
. Gavin Edwards.