Dad-of-four Crouchie, 38, married to model Abbey Clancy, was pictured at 19 dressed as Del Boy's plonker
I'm pretty sure David Jason or Nicholas Lyndhurst are constantly getting 'You plonker
The Cleveland and Durham roads policing unit jokingly remarked on social media "even Del Boy's three-wheeler was in better condition than this, you plonker
!" The vehicle was left abandoned on the bank with nearly all the front wheel worn away, after it failed to make it up the other side.
Sunderland supporter John Wear, 33, was caught throwing a flare at the game and was labelled a "plonker
" and an "idiot" by his defence solicitor, Robin Ford.
"She said, 'You plonker
. What were you thinking?' But then the whole storm blew up, she became quite defensive of me.
It was one of those occasions where if it goes in, you look great but if it doesn't, you look a bit of a plonker
You can't so much have a small sigh of despair to yourself without some cheerful plonker
trying to tickle your funnybone
It was a combination that was always guaranteed to leave TV audiences in stitches - Del Boy, plonker
Rodney and a consignment of blow-up dolls.
THIS week's esteemed PISH award (Plonker
In Spoof Humour) is hereby dedicated to Ed Miliband after his recent jaunt to The Misguided Land of What Were You Thinking?
No, it was definitely prize plonker
James again, expressing his utter confusion as to why he was booed by the crowd on the first eviction night.
...GROT WEEK James Arthur The X Factor plonker
continued his career suicide by making nasty homophobic slurs.
is responsible for locating the fuel cost-saving coupon back-to-back with the Wish tokens on pages 9 and 10 respectively in Tuesday's Evening Chronicle?