NEWCASTLE United will unveil a touching tribute to the club's legendary tea lady
Kath Cassidy this weekend.
The staff, from our tea lady
to the nurses and doctors, just could not do enough for the patients.
The only staff left are highly trained medical professionals like top tea lady
Teresa, Casualty obsessed nurse Flo and Maureen, a psychotic mortuary assistant who is rapidly running out of patients.
IF you toured St James' Park There was someone you would meet Because no visit in the ground Would ever be complete Without meeting Kathleen the tea lady
Who's been brewing there for years For managers players and visitors alike She's someone who really cares She's brewed tea for the rich and famous Milburn, Shearer and Keegan To mention just a few She was on friendly terms with all of them And Sir Bobby Robson too Sometimes Kathleen would forget herself And into the boardroom she'd stroll And calmly ask the bosses there Anyone for tea and a roll But now I hear she's passed away She's passed through the Pearly Gates With St Peter and Sir Bobby there Welcoming a well-loved mate Sir Bobby will show her what to do He'll say 'welcome my bonny lass Come in and make me a brew'.
As long as you leave the football to the football men, the money to the money men - and the tea to the tea lady
, obviously - nothing can go wrong.
Runs until March 7, then at the Kings, Edinburgh, March 10-14 IMPRESSIVE Kath Howden raises laughs as the tea lady
I suspect next week he will be worried about the fate of the Monster Raving Loony Party and, once they're in, possibly the tea lady
What an outstanding team of people they have working in this hospital, from the nurses to the tea lady
, from the ward sister to the meal providers, they all should receive the highest praise.
And yesterday cameras started rolling on a second series of fly-on-the-wall documentary series The Call Centre - as it emerged that one of the show's most prominent stars, fake tan-loving tea lady
Hayley, is becoming a minor celebrity in her own right.
We need the directors, the kit man, the programme sellers and the tea lady
all in it together.
He will also appear as tea lady
Mrs Bag, who takes a fancy to Bruce, a weatherman and a technician.
but once I'd finished training as a brain surgeon, I realised this job was a lot less messy and no one ever sued a tea lady
, did they?