See Also: ARM(S), ATTRACTIVENESS, BEAUTY, BODY, EYE(S), FACE(S), FATNESS, HAIR, HAND(S), THINNESS, UNATTRACTIVENESS
An example of a colorful portrait created with a string of similes, from Remarque’s novel, Flotsam.
A nice bit of comparative excess, something to be indulged in sparingly, which may account for the fact that Westlake’s novel, The Fugitive Pigeon, contains few other similes.
See Also: FRAGILITY
Markham makes this observation in her autobiography, West With the Night, when she lands her plane and is met by two unshaven hunters, adding this simile about one of them (Baron Von Blixen): “Blix, looking like an unkempt bear …”
The simile is a self portrait.
(See also CORPULENCE, PHYSICAL STATURE, VISAGE.)
bald as a coot To be so bald as to resemble a coot. The coot has a straight and slightly conical bill whose base extends onto the forehead forming a broad white plate. Anyone whose pate resembles a coot’s forehead is said to be “bald as a coot.” This phrase was used as early as 1430, as cited in the OED.
flat as a pancake Flat; having a surface that is free from projections or indentations. Though usually used literally, this expression is sometimes employed in its figurative sense to describe something that is flatter than it should be or flatter than one would expect. In his play, The Roaring Girl (1611), Thomas Middleton used the expression to describe a woman with small breasts.
pilgarlic A bald-headed man; an unfortunate, pitiable wretch. Originally peeled garlic, the term was applied to one whose hair loss was due to disease (venereal by implication) and whose naked scalp supposedly resembled the flaky, shiny bulb of that plant. Eventually pilgarlic came to be applied to persons deserving of contempt or censure, probably because of the reputed source of the affliction. It was often used in a quasi-affectionate way, however; frequently for one-self, as in the following passage from Rabelais’ Pantagruel (1532):
Never a bit could poor pilgarlic sleep one wink, for the everlasting jingle of bells.
plug-ugly See CRIMINALITY.
a shadow of one’s former self Said of one who has become extremely feeble or emaciated. This expression uses shadow in the sense of something that resembles the original but lacks substance, thus implying that a person has been reduced to a mere shadow, either through the ravages of disease, aging, stress, etc., or by choice. The expression is sometimes shortened to shadow of one-self.
He appeared to wither into the shadow of himself. (Sir Walter Scott, Guy Mannering; or The Astrologer, 1815)
A shadow of one’s former self is sometimes used complimentarily in goodnatured reference to a formerly corpulent person who has lost weight as a result of dieting.
ugly duckling See REVERSAL.