I WATCHED an episode of The Apprentice - all those eager applicants busting a gut to outdo one another in the arts of arse-licking
the boss and fooling the public.
than satirical, telly's new Sunday night "comedy" gently poked fun at Posh and Becks' obsession with Hollywood fame.
And there was me thinking his arse-licking
of Susie was bad.
Welcomes You to:A night of free booze and major arse-licking
As early as 1965, surveying the political scene in The Interpreters, he could recite a litany like "lost elections, missed nominations, thug recruitment, financial backing, Ministerial in-lawfullness, Ministerial poncing, general arse-licking
, Ministerial concubinage," then leave an ellipsis knowing the list goes on.
I had turned up well-disguised, prepared to engage in the little game of keen, arse-licking
careerist, and had walked into a trap.
After 36 years of celebrity arse-licking
, past-it Parky is hanging up his tongue.
Rather than Inside Versace, Inside Versace's Backside would have been a more appropriate title there was so much arse-licking
I know you've been asked this a million times," said fawning Sharon, whose arse-licking
knows no bounds.