The Under-16s couldn't muster a single shot on target during a Victory Shield game against Ireland after adopting an arty-farty
Maybe the problem is that we no longer have a large manufacturing base due, largely, to the lack of foresight and engineering knowledge of our mainly arty-farty
Some have even engaged special photographers to capture every "candid" moment for an extended arty-farty
Lord Sugar is at his snappy best, issuing an insta-firing, proclaiming: "I'm not interested in all this Shoreditch, yuppie, arty-farty
bollocks," and trashing the boys' wearable technology Christmas stalking jumper: "Even the shoplifters would bring it back.
At the GQ Men of the Year Awards, Tony Blair was named Philanthropist of the Year which says just one thing - the arty-farty
mob running the mag have lost the plot.
It was, in fact, an arty-farty
big city stage director who argued on a major arts programme that Big Cities outside London are the only place Big Theatre belongs when it ventures beyond Stratford and the South Bank.
So, SIRF - an arty-farty
waste of money or a stunning original showcase for Stockton?
In a bid to protect its sodden chase track, Punchestown will today use its fences for only an arty-farty
Grade 1 contest.
It's been done out very nicely - clean, simple table decorations, de rigeur chocolate-coloured banquettes, flowers on the tables, bright arty-farty
stuff on the walls, a bit of exposed wood, a smattering of red tiling.
At school I was arty-farty
, somewhat sensitive and prone to exorbitant longings and extravagant demands.
No, this week's George Tyndale award for the Brainless Wonder of the Week goes to the arty-farty
toffs at the Tate for attempting to display a picture of the actress Brooke Shields as a 10 year-old girl.
I mean, not to get too arty-farty
about it, at the end of the day it's just taking me kit off but I tried to base it on a woman's striptease, rather than a man's because that's the whole point, male strippers hadn't come into fashion.