a Self-absorbing Dan McNeil -- the Lake Calumet belly flopper holding down afternoons on WSCR-AM (670) -- got yet another excellent downtown writer to bite on a tedious recitation of his excessively public twilight zones.
This forward-traveling, backwards-flipping water entry separates the belly floppers from the Louganises and is best performed in front of girls with outie bellybuttons wearing tube tops, smoking cigarettes with Cheeto-stained fingers.