Well, that's what we have to assume given the news gridiron side New York Jets have shipped over 350 rolls of their own bog paper
after being warned the British equivalent was "very thin because their plumbing isn't as good".
Turns out that the reason she fills her home with tons of bog paper
is she gets it free.
And series nine showed no indication of messing with the tried and trusted formula - instead letting another cavalcade of pinstriped twonks big themselves up as unassailable, steely-eyed captains of industry before pricking their over-inflated egos and watching them ping-pong frantically around the discount tat shops of Oxford Street in an attempt to off-load pallets of cut-price bog paper
The contest was won by Teri Hatcher (who is so skeletal she could climb into the cardboard roll) and they spent the day prancing around with bog paper
draped over their heads.
The show is called Down at the Bog, and the reader is often reminded that in England bogs and bog paper
have to do with bathroom facilities.
Just as quickly my reply went back that they could stuff it - along with all the re-cycled bog paper
they had had me packing for six months.
Aged five, we had stuffed the loos with bog paper
and flooded the school, then got ourselves sent home for blaming someone else.
Why treat the sick when you can flog bog paper
on reality TV?
Even His Holiness, the Blessed Bono, despite being the conscience of the world, hasn't come up with anything as patronising and, erm, potty as The Sheryl Crow Bog Paper
Incidentally before the owners of the Santa Lucia consider buying 1500 copies of today's Daily Record and re-decorating the walls with this review, allow me to be slightly pedantic and point out that the hand-dryer wasn't working in the gents and I had to use some bog paper
This is a con designed to get you to call a premium rate phone line and as reader Thomas Duggan puts it, the letter is no more valuable than "bog paper
Well, a nation whose plumbing can't cope with bog paper
can hardly be expected to complete an Olympic venue to a deadline.