We all know Fergie was the last ever Manchester United boss who could get away with bollocking
a World Cup winner.
He said: "The energy from the fans keeps you going - that and the bollocking
you might get from Neil Warnock if you do something wrong!
I can touch my toes and sit without pain" TV presenter Eamonn Holmes claims to be "a new man" since undergoing a double hip replacement "All the things that are not cool, that you are not supposed to do if you want to keep your man , I do" Actress Susan Sarandon "She gave us the most almighty bollocking
, and that sort of stuck in my mind from that moment on" The Duke of Cambridge recalls how the Queen rebuked him and a friend when as small boys they engaged in dangerous horseplay with a quad bike
There is nothing new about kids of 14 lighting up on the way home from school, or about the proper way of dealing with it - a good old-fashioned bollocking
But Reds skipper Steven Gerrard claimed he was ready to give him a "bollocking
" when he let fly from 45 yards to seal his stunning treble against Norwich.
"We were given a bollocking
at half-time and at full-time.
The traditional 'bollocking
' has been handed down, but the invective ought not to be too loud.
The roadie got a real bollocking
afterwards off the tour manager.'
He then dished out a "massive bollocking
" about their performance on BB.
but all I got was a bollocking
from the boss when he saw what I'd done.
Bernard Manning didn't get much right, but he dropped a pearl of wisdom when he told us why he never left his mum: "Name another gaff where you get your washing, ironing, shopping, cooking and cleaning done in return for throwing someone a fiver of a Friday, and bollocking
her for running out of brown sauce?
All of his staff were very privileged to have received a bollocking
from him!" Funeral arrangements have still to be finalised.