Heed my words though, when she reaches breaking point - which surely can't be too far off - it's going to make the time Michael Barrymore smeared on a boot-polish
Hitler moustache and goose-stepped around the CBB house look like canasta night at Abersychan Women's Institute.
They will include 390 Welsh Guards issued with new boots and told to spend three weeks buffing them to a mirror-like finish using wax and "four or five" tins of boot-polish
We chose Mr Darling because with his snow-white hair and boot-polish
eyebrows he should stand out among the Cabinet.
Later, in two drawings Whistler wittily contrasts the bleak barrack-room realities of blanco, boot-polish
, radio wires and battle dress with an idyllic imaginary scene of smart mess life, in which waiters like ballet dancers serve cocktails to super-elegant young officers in an exquisite mess decorated by Whistler.
There are those moments for a long sigh and a shaking of the head, as you gaze through the misted window, before topping up your tea from the pot - boot-polish
brown, steaming, and as reassuring as fluffy, long-trusted slippers caressing your feet.