There's also a splendid cameo from Steve Coogan (worth the admission alone) as a volcanic, long-haired teacher whose turns of phrase include: "Do your top button up, we don't want to see your whispy bum-fluff
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY He's lost such a lot of weight to play a man with AIDS in his latest film, it looks like that wispy bum-fluff
is too heavy for him.
Nope, at 42 years of age, I'm still a bum-fluff
When it started to grow back very short - a grey-coloured bum-fluff
- that'swhen I had my depression.
heavy gunfire, explosions going off around me, people getting injured - that's when I can bring a team together, that's when I can lead," crowed Ben, whose claims to be a seasoned battle veteran are somewhat scuppered by the fact he's still sporting late adolescent bum-fluff
The whispy bum-fluff
on Gary Neville's chin will never develop into a proper beard, despite constant seeding and watering.
moustached Gary is the country's leading expert on the art of "Scouser Hating.
merchant Bastian Schweinsteiger ('pig breeder') is already a big name: the letters of his moniker overflow onto his sleeves.
With his unkempt hair, bum-fluff
moustache and milk bottle specs, the awkward-looking Norwegian is the spitting image of Bill Gates circa 1978 but there's nothing geeky about his music.
Seeing Neville's ugly mug in deadpan mode is bad enough, but extended coverage of the bum-fluff
moustachioed right-back really would be in bad taste.
At 39, Cameron is also in Westminster bum-fluff
Although 20lbs heavier and sporting a beard which miraculously doesn't look like his usual bum-fluff
, Bloom still doesn't have the screen presence to match even Russell Crowe's left calf, let alone a big-sword-and-sandals epic like Kingdom of Heaven.