And then there is the looking at your phone four times a minute in case your youngest has woken up and is screaming in horror at the sight of a teenage boy with acne and a bum-fluff
moustache screaming his own silent horror because he has underdeveloped skills in how to calm a distressed, bleary-eyed three year old.
His feet are already as big as his dad's and this week his 12-year-old friend, on a half-term trip down from his home town of Llandudno, has been espousing the benefits of having a shaver point in the bathroom (as if he'd know, he's yet to fully arrive at the bum-fluff
stage) while also talking in hushed tones about the best-looking chicks in his year.
There's also a splendid cameo from Steve Coogan (worth the admission alone) as a volcanic, long-haired teacher whose turns of phrase include: "Do your top button up, we don't want to see your whispy bum-fluff
Nope, at 42 years of age, I'm still a bum-fluff
heavy gunfire, explosions going off around me, people getting injured - that's when I can bring a team together, that's when I can lead," crowed Ben, whose claims to be a seasoned battle veteran are somewhat scuppered by the fact he's still sporting late adolescent bum-fluff
The whispy bum-fluff
on Gary Neville's chin will never develop into a proper beard, despite constant seeding and watering.
moustached Gary is the country's leading expert on the art of "Scouser Hating.
merchant Bastian Schweinsteiger ('pig breeder') is already a big name: the letters of his moniker overflow onto his sleeves.
With his unkempt hair, bum-fluff
moustache and milk bottle specs, the awkward-looking Norwegian is the spitting image of Bill Gates circa 1978 but there's nothing geeky about his music.
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY He's lost such a lot of weight to play a man with AIDS in his latest film, it looks like that wispy bum-fluff
is too heavy for him.
When it started to grow back very short - a grey-coloured bum-fluff
- that'swhen I had my depression.
Seeing Neville's ugly mug in deadpan mode is bad enough, but extended coverage of the bum-fluff
moustachioed right-back really would be in bad taste.