At the time, however, back in the late 80s, it was everything me and my friends hated: American militaristic macho jock culture writ large and playing out in front of us in a disco in Ayrshire, where the local neds had trimmed their bumfluff
moustaches and were now parading around in white T-shirts, bleached jeans and brown, leather pilots' jackets, trying to look like Maverick, while us real mavericks hugged the walls, trying to not get beaten up and waiting until they played The Smiths so we could get up for our one dance.
Boys: First signs of voice breaking, first bumfluff
Then again, if it didn't have the occasional '12'-rated touch it'd be indistinguishable from the latest pubescent fluff -- or indeed bumfluff
-- on the Disney Channel.
But whether you've got bumfluff
or a full-on Grizzly Adams face, here Adrian Monti reveals how ditching the razor has its own health benefits...
It ain't easy growing a moustache when there's barely a tuft of gro mousta bumflu bumfluff
It's taken him 20 odd years to reach that embarrassing level of growth lineker bumfluff
," wrote Twitter fans.
WITH his fresh-faced, boyband looks, his goldilocks and barely ever a hint of bumfluff
, Stuart Broad hardly looks like a wrecker of fairytales.
He points his bumfluff
beard at the barmaid and demands, in a comically deep voice, a "pint of your finest beer, landlady, and, how about one for yourself?"
To save money, my friend Steve and I hitched from Hampshire to Somerset, Jack Kerouacs with bumfluff
. We got stuck in Swindon for several hours but eventually made it to the festival.
A couple signed up for Movember, proudly allowing their bumfluff
to go untrimmed.
They team up against Baz the bully--'all zits and bumfluff
'--and find quirky ways of outsmarting his thuggery.
No Mo-vember for him this year but his teammates on the Greenhill Road are rushing to convert their bumfluff
to charity bullion.